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Hey, I'm Jade, otherwise known as Jingles. I'm ginger and my hands go purple in the cold, which I'm proud of. I named my cats after precious metals to make them love me and it worked.
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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

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purgatorybitches: I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
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yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
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cumbercolllective: This was never supposed to get notes. Help.
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swiftingthrough: making my way downtown
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